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the birthday song

Rob its your birthday, and we're writing this for you
You are a drummer and we think thats pretty cool
Its 2 am and we've got writer's block
Which probably explains why this song fuckin sucks

Happy Birthday Rob, YOU SUCK!
When we buy our food, YOU GRUB!
You're a lazy bas...TARD FUCK!
Happy Birthday Rob, YOU SUCK!

You eat your mac & beef like a fiend
For becoming Lonnie's bitch you'll never be redeemed
You came from the dirty streets of Cracksville
And we hope you think this song is ill

Happy Birthday Rob, YOU SUCK!
When we buy our food, YOU GRUB!
You're a lazy bas...TARD FUCK!
Happy Birthday Rob, YOU SUCK!